Apologies for the swearfest that was my last post. I was, shall we say, in a mood.

I've had ideas for a new layout for a while, but I haven't been inspired enough to Photoshop. Something new next time, maybe. Skye Sanctuary's layout is pretty old as well.

I recently discovered onesentence.org. Some of my favorites:

"When I was little, my mom told me that the bottom of the pool smelled really good."

"Our relationship ended when she was fantasizing and comparing me to a fiction character: Edward."

"Today you shaved your hair into a mohawk to make my mom laugh over losing hers to chemo and today I realized that you are my hero."

"I conduct job interviews for a living and nothing gives me a better sense of wielding karma than giving the job to the nervous kid instead of the better qualified arrogant prick."

"My online dating service matched me with my cousin." (This one was titled "Probably Not Okay.")

"My mother called me to do a chore and I responded, 'What you need, Woman,' to which my father chided, 'Your mother is NOT a woman!'"

"As I woke up from my nap to find written on my feet 'This is my momma and you can't have her,' I realized that my child is very, very strange."

"I was nearly sent to the hospital because I could not convince the school nurse that my head had always been this shape."

"I took a neuropsychiatric test and realized that I don't have a mental illness after all: I have five."

"Recently I realized that I waste my life on the internet ... and published this insight in a blog."